bonjourclarice:
things that i do on a typical thursday night at 2AM:
- pretend to be michelle dockery and then weep when i remember that i’m not her

“WELL DAVE I GREW UP IN ESSEX AND I WENT TO DRAMA SCHOOL WHERE I MAJORED IN LIFE-RUINING AND FAILED THE CLASS ON DRESSING YOURSELF”

“WE’LL SEE WHAT ~ARISES TEE HEE HEE GET IT DAVE BECAUSE PENIS DID YOU GET THAT DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE”

“OH THESE EYEBROWS? THEY JUST GROW THIS WAY I DON’T WAX THEM AT ALL HAHAHA WHAT ARE TWEEZERS??”
